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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:21:10 GMT -6
[Trying to hit on a girl] Will: Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:21:35 GMT -6
Will: I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. I know he was your boy and all. It's kinda like how I felt when I found out that Kermit the Frog was nothing but a piece of green felt with someone's hand up his butt.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:23:01 GMT -6
[Uncle Phil suggests going out to eat] Hilary: Well, I ain't sitting between the dessert and you. I almost lost an eye last time.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:24:16 GMT -6
[Uncle Phil just grounded Will and took away all of his privileges] Will: Why don't you just do me like Kunta Kinte and cut off my foot?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:25:53 GMT -6
Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:27:45 GMT -6
Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult? Will: Why don't you look like one?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:28:17 GMT -6
[on Vivian's sonogram] Ashley: How can you tell if it's a boy or a girl? Hilary: Oh, Ashley, you are so naive. If it's a boy, it's blue. Come on, I think it's time for another one of our woman-to-woman talks. Ashley: [sigh] OK, what do you want to know this time? [Hilary glares]
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:34:54 GMT -6
Will: My horoscope says that I'm gonna be a famous rapper with a TV show. Hilary Banks: Those things are stupid. What does mine say? Will: Yours says "Be prepared for a fall. Remember, accidents may happen." Hilary Banks: Those things are stupid. [walks away] Hilary Banks: [screaming and crashing] Will: I wonder what I'll name my TV show
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:37:36 GMT -6
Hilary: I've always wondered... since coffee is made from beans, does that make it a vegetable?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Oct 24, 2007 22:37:57 GMT -6
Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Oct 24, 2007 22:53:49 GMT -6
Thanks Anita! I needed that laugh!!! Perhaps I'll watch some Fresh Prince tonight, lol.
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Post by favi on Oct 26, 2007 16:45:29 GMT -6
I LOVE THAT SHOW!! Thanks Anita!
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Post by Karina on Dec 23, 2007 17:41:15 GMT -6
All the quote from Sh'e The Man, and Harry Potter, also the Tv show Friends, and many many many more
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Post by favi on Dec 29, 2007 19:37:42 GMT -6
*phone rings* Buddy picks it up: "Buddy the Elf, What's your favorite color?"
Gotta love "ELF"!!
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Dec 29, 2007 19:39:29 GMT -6
OMG!! I totally forgot about that one, Favi! It's hilarious!
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