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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:26:22 GMT -6
[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset] Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming? Elizabeth: It's difficult to say. Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London. Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:26:57 GMT -6
Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day. Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:27:27 GMT -6
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:27:47 GMT -6
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:39:02 GMT -6
Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you. [hands Jack a jar of dirt] Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt. Tia Dalma: Yes. Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help? Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back. Jack Sparrow: [turns away, hugging jar to his chest] No. Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:39:25 GMT -6
Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [falls down stairs, holds up jar again] Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:40:42 GMT -6
Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:41:03 GMT -6
Pintel: You know you can't read. Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:42:43 GMT -6
Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:54:30 GMT -6
Stacy: I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at yourself in the morning?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:55:00 GMT -6
Dr. Rachel Keyes: Why don't you just relax, Barbara? Stacy: Okay. Dr. Rachel Keyes: I'm just going to put your feet in these stirrups. Stacy: Stirrups? [gasps] Stacy: A gynecologist? Not a podiatrist? 10-to-1 those aren't for the opera! Dr. Rachel Keyes: And we'll have a little look-see. Stacy: Look-see? Where? Dr. Rachel Keyes: Oops! Someone left their panties on! Stacy: Oops! Dr. Rachel Keyes: There we go. Good. Comfy? Stacy: Well, let's see: I'm spread-eagle in front of my boyfriend's ex who's about to go searching for warts. Stacy: Super, thanks. Dr. Rachel Keyes: Barbara, you know what they say, right? You can never be too rich, too thin or too far down on the table, so let's scooch ya! Dr. Rachel Keyes: I'm going to insert the speculum, now. Stacy: Oh, good. Narration. Dr. Rachel Keyes: You may feel a bit of pressure. Stacy: OW! Dr. Rachel Keyes: Oh, would you take a look at that cervix, Nurse Kisilevsky. Textbook. I'm not the first person who's told you that, I'm sure. Stacy: Can't hear it enough!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:55:26 GMT -6
Nurse Kisilevsky: So, when was your last period? Stacy: My what? Nurse Kisilevsky: Your menses. Stacy: I don't understand. Nurse Kisilevsky: Okay. Each month you might notice a change in your body... Stacy: I know what you mean. I just don't know why you'd want to know that kind of thing...
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:03:08 GMT -6
Lena: [in her first letter to Tibby] I think we may have been very, very wrong about the pants. The one time I wore them I almost drowned...
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:04:14 GMT -6
Bridget: [excitedly] Oh my God, Lena! Lena: [holding a picture of her and Kostas fishing] I know, isn't he gorgeous? Bridget: I was referring to you holding a fish!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:04:50 GMT -6
Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10? Bailey: I'm 12! Tibby: Same difference. Bailey: No, when I was 10 I didn't have an iPod. Tibby: Mhm, you're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?
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