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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:32:42 GMT -6
Carmen: Rule number 8, no double-cuffing the pants.
Tibby: Oh, good rule! That's so tacky... and you know what else is tacky? Tucking your shirt in when you're wearing a belt...
Lena: Ok, I do NOT do that any more, I did that ONE time.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:33:37 GMT -6
Bailey: You know, I read that when Bill Gates was younger, he ran a lemonade stand.
Tibby: No, you don't know that.
Bailey: Yeah I do, I read it in a magazine.
Tibby: No, where did you read that?
Bailey: ...In a magazine.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:35:15 GMT -6
Lena: [Lena is trying the pants on at Deja Blue]
Carmen: [shocked] Oh my God! Lena!
[whispers]
Carmen: You have a body!
Lena: [Lena stands in front of the mirror]
Carmen: [smirking] Lena Kaligaris, you have a body!
Lena: I do not!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:56:32 GMT -6
Jack Morrison: [Latched onto a frantic man while hanging from a rope] Calm down! Sir - you need to calm down! I swear to God I'll drop you!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:57:03 GMT -6
Lenny Richter: Good confession now son... bless me father...
Jack Morrison: Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been seven years since my last confession
Lenny Richter: Seven years is a long time
Jack Morrison: Yes, father
Lenny Richter: All right, where do we start; theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?
Jack Morrison: Well, you know...
Lenny Richter: Taxes? Always taxes... How about sex? Impure thoughts?
Jack Morrison: Well yes, quite a bit
Lenny Richter: Try to cut back. Are you married?
Jack Morrison: No
Lenny Richter: Are you a virgin?
Jack Morrison: [laughs] No, father
Lenny Richter: What? you think its funny to fornicate with loose women?
Jack Morrison: What?
[smiles]
Jack Morrison: ...wait a minute...
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 21:58:43 GMT -6
Linda Morrison: Hi, I've heard alot about you!
Chief Kennedy: Yeah?
Linda Morrison: Yeah; you wear really sexy boxers, right? With the red love hearts on them?... little too tight?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:00:00 GMT -6
Lenny Richter: Why does it always have to be the 12th floor? Why cant they be on the 4th?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:00:27 GMT -6
Lenny Richter: [during the traditional false-confession initiation] How about sex? Are you a virgin?
Keith Perez: No, sir.
Lenny Richter: You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?
Keith Perez: No, sir.
Lenny Richter: Well, if you want to have sex, why don't you just get married?
Keith Perez: I can't, sir.
Lenny Richter: Why?
Keith Perez: Well, the church doesn't allow two men to get married...
Lenny Richter: [to the other firefighters] What the...
Keith Perez: [pulls back the curtain, laughing]
Keith Perez: GOTCHA!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:03:26 GMT -6
Landon: I might kiss you.
Jamie: I might be bad at it.
Landon: That's not possible.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:05:12 GMT -6
Jamie: Your're acting like a crazy person, what's going on?
Landon: Right now, you're straddling the state line.
Jamie: OK...
Landon: You're in two places at once.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:05:56 GMT -6
Jamie: How can you see places like this... and have moments like this and not believe?
Landon: You're lucky to be so sure.
Jamie: It's like the wind. I can't... see it, but I feel it.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:06:47 GMT -6
Landon: Are you scared?
Jamie: To death...
[Landon looks upset]
Jamie: Lighten up.
Landon: It's not funny.
Jamie: I'm scared of not being with you.
Landon: Oh baby, that will never happen... I'll be here.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:07:47 GMT -6
Jamie: You don't know the first thing about being someone's friend.
Landon: I don't want to just be your friend.
Jamie: You don't know what you want.
Landon: Neither do you. Maybe you're just too scared that someone might actually want to be with you.
Jamie: And why would that scare me?
Landon: Because then you wouldn't be able to hide behind your books, or your frickin' telescope, or your faith. No, no, you know the real reason why you're scared? It's cause you wanna be with me too.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:12:23 GMT -6
Jack: [waving to people as the TITANIC sets off] Goodbye!
Fabrizio: You know somebody?
Jack: Of course not! That's the point! Goodbye, I'll miss you!
Fabrizio: Goodbye! I'm gonna never forget you!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 22:13:00 GMT -6
[climbing an on-deck staircase to the stern as the ship is about to sink]
Male Passenger: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
Jack: You want to walk a little faster through that valley there?
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