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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 20, 2007 21:14:14 GMT -6
ok the game is to put your favorite movie quotes.
"Night is a very dark time for me."
"It's dark for everyone you idiot."
"Not for people in Alska, they're peole with night vision goggles."
at least that what i THINK the quote is hehe
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 20, 2007 21:33:13 GMT -6
SOMEONE PLAY MY GAME DARNIT
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine. Coach: Oh, really? Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps." Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means. Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative... Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross... Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
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Post by Julie on May 20, 2007 22:23:38 GMT -6
LOL I'm bustin out the Team America quotes...
"There's no 'I' in Team America!" "... Yes there is."
"I feel so c-cold..."
"Cairo... that's in Egypt..."
"I've got 5 terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!"
"Matt Damon!"
"I like you. You've got balls. I like balls."
"When you see Arec Barrwin (Alec Baldwin), you see the true ugriness of human nature."
Sean Penn: "Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles."
"You had me at 'Dicks f*ck assholes'."
"I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me... forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket."
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Post by dewfreak on May 21, 2007 8:16:01 GMT -6
Can we do favorite TV show quotes, too? If we can, here's mine.
INVADER ZIM
Zim: "Why is there BACON IN THE SOAP?" Gir: "I MADE IT MYSELF!"
Okay, movie quote. Night At The Museum.
"WHY ARE YOU SLAPPING THE MONKEY??"
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:52:34 GMT -6
Leti: [after Britney's audition] Damn... vanilla latte's got skills.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:53:20 GMT -6
Britney: Hey Amber. Amber: Hey what? Everybody: Introduce yourself! Amber: No way! Everybody: Introduce yourself! Amber: Ok... 1,2,3,4,5, my name is Amber and I say "hi". 6,7,8,9,10, back it up and meet my friend. Hey Winnie! Winnie: Hey what? Everybody: Introduce yourself! Winnie: No way! Everybody: Introduce yourself. Winnie: Ok. 1,2,3,4,5, my name is Winnie and I say "hi". 6,7,8,9,10, back it up and meet my friend. Hey Britney. Britney: Hey what? Everybody: Introduce yourself! Britney: No way. Everybody: Introduce yourself! Britney: Ok. Sha boo ya, sha sha sha boo ya, roll call. My name is Britney. I cheer so strong. And when I shake it, you better bring it on. Sha boo ya, sha sha sha boo ya, break it down now.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:53:38 GMT -6
Camille: You think I'm just gonna let this barbie looking heifer come up in here and talk about my momma? Britney: Heifer? Did you just call me fat? And I did not just talk about your momma. Kirresha: FYI, ya did. Britney: You speak IM! NFW!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:54:08 GMT -6
Amber: S-L-U-T What does that spell? WINNIE! Sierra: [laughs] No it doesn't... Winnie: As cheer captain you know I could kick your ass off the squad. Amber: And as a black belt I could just kick your ass.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:54:49 GMT -6
Sierra: If you leave, who's gonna help me remember my locker combination? Britney: Oh, Sierra. It's your birthday. Sierra: My birthday is April! Britney: Sweetie, your combination is the digits of your birthday. Sierra: Oh! What are digits?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:55:16 GMT -6
Winnie: I am so over it, and as your BFF... Amber: Oh, if we're speaking IM, you're more like a BFH: Bitch from Hell Winnie: MYOB Amber: BMA Britney: WTF, guys?
Amber: We're really going to miss you, Britney. IMYA... Brianna: I miss you already too Britney: Oh guys, I'm gonna MYSM. Sierra: D-A-M-N Brianna: Sierra you're not speaking IM, you're just spelling... Sierra: Oh well then, S-H-I-T
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:55:40 GMT -6
Brianna: [after running laps] [whining] Brianna: Winnie, can I stop yet? Winnie: Are you still thinking about food? Brianna: [whimpering] Yes... Winnie: Then no, keep running until you're not hungry!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 18:58:29 GMT -6
frankly my dear, i dont give a damn
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 19:00:10 GMT -6
Brianna: [after running laps] [whining] Brianna: Winnie, can I stop yet? Winnie: Are you still thinking about food? Brianna: [whimpering] Yes... Winnie: Then no, keep running until you're not hungry!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 19:31:37 GMT -6
Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn't? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office [laughs] Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac! [laughs] Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks. Marcus Copeland: [indignantly] [as Tiffany Wilson] Marcus Copeland: What? [the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers] Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!" Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something! Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this: [blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh] Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like... She's so... [to Megan] Heather Vandergeld: Megan you go! Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 19:32:26 GMT -6
[dressed as Tiffany Wilson, Marcus and the girls lay peacefully on a sunny beach] Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today. Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get? Tori: The Bald Eagle. Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle. Lisa: The Landing Strip. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat. Karen: Ewww, that's sick. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day! [shadow falls over body] Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh! Latrell Spencer: Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.
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