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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 19:32:43 GMT -6
Lisa: Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy. [cries] Lisa: I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:04:13 GMT -6
Latrell Spencer: Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me. Marcus Copeland: Look man Latrell Spencer: Negro please. Didn't any one tell you that this was an all white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:04:41 GMT -6
Marcus Copeland: Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your "1980 pick-up lines", climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:09:22 GMT -6
Andie: Our love fern! You let it die! Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:09:59 GMT -6
Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy. Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:10:22 GMT -6
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play? Ben: Who's Princess Sophia? [Andie points at his crotch] Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out! Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia. Andie: Yes, I can! Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:10:43 GMT -6
Thayer: Is she on something? Ben: God I hope so. [Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy] Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person? [Andie is holding a platter of veggies and flings them at the guys and the middle of the poker table, then tosses the platter onto the table]
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:11:05 GMT -6
Ben: That's what I was, huh? I was your guinea pig, somebody you can test your theories on. Andie: And I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar Ben: Yeah, so what, big deal? Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story Andie: That's a good idea, maybe we should bet on it Ben: You know what, you did your job now Andie Andie: Yes I did Ben: You wanted to lose a guy in 10 days, congratulations you did it. You just lost him Andie: No I didn't Ben, cause you can't lose something you never had!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:11:40 GMT -6
Andie: [Crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! [Flicks food at him] Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom. Ben: [Receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:12:22 GMT -6
Andie: I love you Binky... but I don't have to like you right now.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:13:15 GMT -6
Andie starts crying when Ben places food in front of her] Ben: Hey, what's wrong? Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful. Ben: Thank you. Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb. You have to take it away before I gag. [Andie almost vomits]
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:16:43 GMT -6
Winnie: I can't swim. Jesse: You're joshing me! Winnie: I wish I were. Jesse: So, you're afraid you'll drown, right? Swallow too much water, sink to the bottom and die! Winnie: Thank you for putting it so vividly, and yes, considering I'd sink like a rock, drowning is a fair concern! Jesse: Well, I guess I'm just gonna have to enjoy this all by myself.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:18:46 GMT -6
Norby: [singing] Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb her HAIR was white as snow! And every which way that Mary went, the lamb was right behind her. It followed her to work one day, work one day, work one day. It followed her to work one daaaaaaayyy, and Mary lost her job! And then she went to unemployment...
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:21:47 GMT -6
Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again. Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you. Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on May 21, 2007 20:25:41 GMT -6
[as they are attempting to commandeer the Interceptor] Jack Sparrow: Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship. Will Turner: [lunges with his sword] AYE! AVAST! [Jack stares at him as all the British sailors burst out laughing]
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