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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:17:31 GMT -6
yeah i put up all my blades of glory quotes hehe
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:24:50 GMT -6
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Quotes
[Chuck and Larry are about to get married in a Canadian chapel]
Chuck Levine: Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud.
Larry Valentine: I'm not wearing a yarmulke. Come on.
Chuck Levine: I'm Jewish. I don't want to piss my mother off.
Larry Valentine: Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:25:09 GMT -6
Kevin McDonough: Hey, apple dumpling, what's crack-a-lacking?
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 20:25:33 GMT -6
LOL>
I love chuck and Larry
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:25:48 GMT -6
Larry Valentine: Chuck. What's going on, man?
Chuck Levine: Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
Larry Valentine: What?
Chuck Levine: They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright.
Larry Valentine: Oh, you know, you're such a dick.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:26:29 GMT -6
Phone Operator: What is your name?
Larry Valentine: Larry Valentine
Phone Operator: I didn't quite hear that.
Larry Valentine: Larry Valentine
Phone Operator: You said, "Barry Schmalintine"
Larry Valentine: Schmalintine
Phone Operator: You said "Schmalintine"
Larry Valentine: I was enunciating!
Phone Operator: You said, "I was enunciating!"
Larry Valentine: Wheeew.
Phone Operator: You said, *"Wheeew!"*
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:26:44 GMT -6
Kevin McDonough: I'm sorry sir. He sucks, you're cool, I'm gay, I'm out.
[sits down again]
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:26:58 GMT -6
me too karina
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:37:16 GMT -6
anger management quotes
Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:37:45 GMT -6
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [throws a plate of eggs across the room] I SAID OVEREASY!
[pause]
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now, why did I do that?
Dave Buznik: Because I refused to spoon with you last night?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:38:25 GMT -6
Dave Buznik: [singing] I feel pretty / oh, so pretty / oh, so pretty and witty and...
[pause]
Dave Buznik: gay...
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:38:48 GMT -6
Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?
Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.
Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 20:39:10 GMT -6
LMAO! I love that one!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:39:55 GMT -6
Dave Buznik: Hi, I'm glad I'm not the only one in anger management.
Bobby Knight: What? I don't need anger management! I thought this was sexaholics anonymous!
Dave Buznik: Uh, I think that's down the hall.
Bobby Knight: Oh, *screw* this!
[throws his book across the room and stomps off]
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 20:40:52 GMT -6
LOL!
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