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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:52:14 GMT -6
how to lose a guy in 10 days quotes
Andie: Our love fern! You let it die! Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:52:37 GMT -6
Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy. Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:53:13 GMT -6
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play? Ben: Who's Princess Sophia? [Andie points at his crotch] Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out! Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia. Andie: Yes, I can! Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:53:44 GMT -6
Ben: [to himself, on his balcony, waving goodbye to Andy before she gets in her cab] You're already falling in love with me. Andie: I'm gonna make you wish you were dead. [blows away a kiss to Ben up on his balcony] Andie: Poor guy.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:54:16 GMT -6
Thayer: Is she on something? Ben: God I hope so. [Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy] Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person? [Andie is holding a platter of veggies and flings them at the guys and the middle of the poker table, then tosses the platter onto the table]
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:54:45 GMT -6
Ben: That's what I was, huh? I was your guinea pig, somebody you can test your theories on. Andie: And I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar Ben: Yeah, so what, big deal? Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story Andie: That's a good idea, maybe we should bet on it Ben: You know what, you did your job now Andie Andie: Yes I did Ben: You wanted to lose a guy in 10 days, congratulations you did it. You just lost him Andie: No I didn't Ben, cause you can't lose something you never had!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:55:20 GMT -6
Andie: Why do they always forget my bacon? Jeannie Ashcroft: I can't believe you got that guy knocked out. Andie: Only for a few seconds. Lana Jong: Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece. Andie: [with her mouth full] Thank you, Lana. Lana Jong: When are you seeing him again? Andie: Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house for dinner. Lana Jong: Excellent! I've got a feeling about this one. Michelle Rubin: I hate it when she pops her head in like that. Andie: I never noticed it. Lana Jong: A-hem. I heard that. And Andie, tonight take smaller bites. Andie: Thank you, Lana. Michelle Rubin: Oh, my God! Jeannie Ashcroft: Disgusting! I can barely eat over here. [Andie takes an even bigger bite]
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:55:57 GMT -6
Andie: [Crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! [Flicks food at him] Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom. Ben: [Receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:56:31 GMT -6
Andie: I love you Binky... but I don't have to like you right now.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:57:54 GMT -6
[Andie starts crying when Ben places food in front of her] Ben: Hey, what's wrong? Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful. Ben: Thank you. Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb. You have to take it away before I gag.
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 14:01:04 GMT -6
Dude, did you put up the night vision goggle one?
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 14:04:10 GMT -6
Cal : What, your going to him-to be a whore to a gutter rat? Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
Robert Dinero: I'm home you lucky people.
Amanda Bynes/Viola: ...Cause you are UGley. ahhh, it burns! (lmao)
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 14:04:54 GMT -6
adam sandler: once again, that information would have been usuful to be YESTERDAY.
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Post by kristy on Jun 10, 2008 17:41:14 GMT -6
^I love that one, Karina! LOL
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 17:43:26 GMT -6
I love Adam Sandler, he is just awesome!
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