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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:22:12 GMT -6
not sure what happened to my old thread so i'll just start a new one!
first movie up Blades of glory!
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine. Coach: Oh, really? Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps." Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means. Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative... Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross... Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:22:51 GMT -6
Hector: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:23:20 GMT -6
Jimmy: Get out of my face. Chazz: I'll get inside your face.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:23:33 GMT -6
Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:23:48 GMT -6
Jimmy: Watch my icy hot super slide. Chazz: Do it.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:24:04 GMT -6
Coach: You're the girl. Jimmy: What? Chazz: You're my pretty lady, MacElroy. Jimmy: Wait, why? Coach: Because you whine like one! [turns to Chazz] Coach: And no one can lift your fat ass, you're on a diet starting now.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:24:24 GMT -6
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:24:55 GMT -6
Chazz: Mind-bottling, isn't it? Jimmy: Did you just say mind-bottling? Chazz: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:25:10 GMT -6
Chazz: Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:33:03 GMT -6
Chazz: She's as cold as the ice she skates on. She's like dry ice. No, wait! She's colder than that. What's colder than dry ice? Jimmy: I don't know Chazz: I'll tell you what is, Oksana.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:33:24 GMT -6
Chazz: [Referring to his program] I hope you’ve brought your silver polish, MacElroy, 'cause that was gold. Jimmy: That was disgusting. Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:34:08 GMT -6
Jimmy: You ruined my dreams! Chazz: Dreams? Shit, I haven't had one of those in years. Jimmy: Zip it Chazz, just zip it, or I'll punch you in your crap-lousy face! Chazz: Hey, this ends tonight! Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:34:38 GMT -6
Chazz: Hey, MacElroy, was that your routine or a performance of Cirque de So Lame? Besides, you're too late; they already handed out the girls' medals this morning. Jimmy: Shut up, Michaels. That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with in Oslo. Chazz: I was on quaaludes, I don't even REMEMBER Oslo.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:35:35 GMT -6
Jimmy: Dude, your hand's gotta be on top. Chazz: No way, the girl's goes on top. Chazz: Yeh, ergo, chick. Jimmy: I'm not the girl, I'm stronger! Chazz: No, I'M stronger, and don't have a vagina
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:35:59 GMT -6
Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me. Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, moron! Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night-vision goggles
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