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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:36:34 GMT -6
Jimmy: I call top. Chazz: Sorry, I already called it in my head... Jimmy: No, you can't do that, that doesn't count. Chazz: Yes it does.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:38:30 GMT -6
The Longest Yard Quotes
Caretaker: Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise. Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: You took a shit in my toilet? Caretaker: No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:38:46 GMT -6
Deacon Moss: This is baby-back bullshit!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:39:06 GMT -6
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [to the short cop] Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo, don't get short with me.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:39:27 GMT -6
Big Ears Cop: ...shit happens. Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:39:47 GMT -6
Cheeseburger Eddy: [to Megget] Why you bein' a McAsshole?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:40:08 GMT -6
Cheeseburger Eddy: You gotta always protect your McNuggets!
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Post by kristy on Jun 10, 2008 10:40:24 GMT -6
MacAsshole?! LMAO! That is funny.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:40:31 GMT -6
Brucie: [Brucie is about to kick off] Our Savior Jesus, help me do this right and I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black men.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:41:09 GMT -6
Cheeseburger Eddy: I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers.
lol yeah kristy i forget my quotes sometimes so now that i found them i need to put them here
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:41:43 GMT -6
Switowski: I'm sorry... I brokeded your toy. Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Oh, no, it's a good thing! Switowski: Really? Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Yeah, you should share a celebration hug with Caretaker. Caretaker: [lifts Caretaker in bear-hug and spins around laughing] Caretaker: [to Paul] Asshole!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:42:21 GMT -6
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [to Caretaker] Hey, let's have a maniacal pillow fight tonight! That should boost your rating! Skitchy Rivers: Yeah, and we can sell it to Pay-Per-View - Superstar vs. Half-a-Star.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:42:44 GMT -6
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [to Caretaker after seeing his half-star violence rating] You're as maniacal as a box of kittens.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:43:27 GMT -6
Brucie: [after being hit hard] I got a bird, his name is Ronnie! Caretaker: Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE THE LONGEST YARD QUOTE
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 10:44:32 GMT -6
Guard Engleheart: Stop booing, people. Both teams are trying very hard. Guard Dunham: What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader. Guard Engleheart: Sportsmanship. Try it.
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