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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:41:02 GMT -6
Dave Buznik: [about to be shot by angry man] Let me just ask you one question... who's the pretty girl in the mirror there? Lexus Man: What mirror where? [shoots gun which is really water gun]
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:41:58 GMT -6
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is the second cousin of Anger. Dave Buznik: Flirting is the second cousin of Cheating.
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Post by Karina on Jun 10, 2008 20:43:17 GMT -6
LOL, i like that
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:46:57 GMT -6
hehe i love finding movie quotes
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:53:36 GMT -6
bring it on quotes
Kasey: Courtney'll get captain. The guys like touching her butt. Darcy: Yeah, she's got a lot to hang on to. What's the plural for 'butt'? On one person, I mean. Carver: She puts the "ass" in "massive". Darcy: You put the "lewd" in "deluded".
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:53:49 GMT -6
Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch". Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrible".
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:54:08 GMT -6
Sparky: I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:54:44 GMT -6
Sparky: [the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect] You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:55:30 GMT -6
Jan: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team. Les: It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:55:50 GMT -6
Missy: What is your sexuality? Les: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial. Missy: Are you trying to tell me you speak fag? Les: Oh, fluently.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:56:43 GMT -6
Sparky: I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:57:07 GMT -6
Torrance Shipman: Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you. Courtney: You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:57:51 GMT -6
Big Red: I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot. The Toros Squad: I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate the school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / You hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call... Big Red: Call me Big Red. Whitney: W-W-W-W-Whitney. Courtney: C-C-C-C-Courtney. [Courtney makes cat snarl] Darcy: Dude, it's Darcy. Carver: I'm big bad Carver. Yeah! Kasey: Just call me Kasey! Big Red: I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl had to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance! Torrance Shipman: I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance. The Toros Squad: Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so teriffic, / We must be Toros.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:58:30 GMT -6
Les: You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg. Torrance Shipman: When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground. Les: Kasey did a massive e-mail last night, misspelled "leg". Torrance Shipman: Shut up! Les: Two G's.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jun 10, 2008 20:59:08 GMT -6
Torrance Shipman: It's her last cheerleading practice. How would you guys feel? Courtney: Big Red has no feelings. Whitney: Just testicles.
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