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Post by Julie on Dec 17, 2006 16:24:30 GMT -6
Does anyone else enjoy Madlibs as much as I do? If so, there's a few holiday ones on this page: www.eduplace.com/tales/Do one and post your finished madlib here! |
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Post by Julie on Dec 17, 2006 16:25:44 GMT -6
Ten Great New Year's Resolutions
by Julie:
1. I will do my sniffing homework as soon as I get home from school.
2. I will always be polite and speak flamboyantly to my parents.
3. I will always be sticky in class.
4. I will not throw paper beavers in class.
5. I will not talk or gurgle in class.
6. Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my chalupas and Japanese tourists away.
7. I will feed my pet velociraptor and take him for walks without being reminded.
8. After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and prosthetic legs right away.
9. I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 = 666 and that 2 x 2 is -38.4.
10. I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that Whoville is the capital of Kazakhstan or that Lance Bass was our first President.
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Post by ErinBee on Dec 17, 2006 16:47:05 GMT -6
Haha, foot and shoe.
For a Limited Time Only!
Hi, I'm Nick Carter, and I want to tell you all about the new foot.
Have you seen the new foot? It's fantastic! It will dance and castrate with no problems at all. To use the foot, all you need are a few drinks. Yes, folks, it's that easy.
Tired of always having to frisk? Well, now you can relax and let the friggin happy foot do all the work.
Our customers love the foot!
Hillary Clinton said, “After using the foot, I'll never go back to using the heart. Why bother?”
This friggin happy foot is available at any store that also sells balls. For a limited time, we are including a bonus shoe with each foot that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the foot and get the shoe absolutely free!
We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) foot will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of stars!
Visit your local Cindie's Porn Store and pick up the foot. Act now, while supplies last!
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Post by Julie on Dec 17, 2006 22:13:05 GMT -6
LMAO Erin! It dances AND castrates with just a few drinks? I want one!
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Post by ErinBee on Dec 18, 2006 0:49:32 GMT -6
I know, it only takes a few drinks. I take many drinks before I start dancing and castrating. The whole foot thing reminded me of Broken/BMS. Maybe your Nick would be interested in buying a foot that dances and castrates. He could use it on Jamie... oh wait, there would be nothing to castrate. Aww man.
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Post by Julie on Dec 18, 2006 10:17:49 GMT -6
LMFAO!!!!
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Post by estrella on Jan 1, 2007 13:02:39 GMT -6
Ten Great New Year's Resolutions
I will do my sleeping homework as soon as I get home from school.
I will always be polite and speak madly to my parents.
I will always be beautiful in class.
I will not throw paper watches in class.
I will not talk or jump in class.
Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my jackets and trucks away.
I will feed my pet dolphin and take him for walks without being reminded.
After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and phones right away.
I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 = nine and that 2 x 2 is three.
I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that Barcelona is the capital of Denmark or that Josh Hartnett was our first President.
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Post by estrella on Jan 1, 2007 13:06:30 GMT -6
This one's very funny!!  Please come to a surprise party for Sophia on March 13th 2007. Lots of amazing spaghetti and oranges will be served. Please come to the party hungry! There will be games, such as ribbon races, and a contest to see who can eat the fastest. We will play lots of songs, and there may even be some loving. The theme of the party will be apalling movies. During the party, everyone can make a hat decorated with apalling movies. Be sure to wear socks to protect your ears. Since this is a surprise party, please be sure to arrive at least -4.3 minutes early. Everyone will be mowing in the living room. When Sophia arrives, we will jump up and laughingly yell, “wow!!” Please don't talk about the party at school. It would be very disgusting if Sophia found out about her surprise party. We hope that you can make it to the party. Please bring a small computer for Sophia. See you on March 13th 2007! |
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Post by Julie on Jan 1, 2007 13:42:19 GMT -6
LMAO!!! "There may even be some loving" - whoo hoo!! Loving and decorating hats with apalling movies - sounds good to me!
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jun 11, 2007 16:35:27 GMT -6
I know I'm bringing up an old subject here, but oh well...
Special News Report
Good evening, I'm AJ McLean, and this is a special report from NASA. Strange things are occurring during this important mission to the Moon. As most of the world knows, the astronauts on this mission are studying whether or not it is possible to puked on the Moon.
Today, two of the astronauts, Amy and TJ, were outside the space shuttle performing tests. The astronauts reported that an alien spacecraft with fuzzy lights landed next to the space shuttle. More than 32 aliens left the spacecraft and kerplunked over to the astronauts.
Astronaut Amy said, “The aliens are about 2 feet tall, and they have red skin. We think they are obsolete, but we are not sure.”
The astronauts have been trying to talk to the aliens. “Communication has been difficult,” astronaut TJ told officials at NASA. “The aliens make sounds like Dogs when they are talking.”
The aliens stayed on the Moon for about an hour before they got back into their spacecraft and flew away. Before they left, they gave the astronauts one Malibu. NASA officials think this is a token of friendship and hope we see our alien friends again.
I'm AJ McLean, and this has been a special report. Thank you.
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jun 11, 2007 16:47:46 GMT -6
Holey crap!!! I did another one and just HAD to post it! LOL!
Safety Booklet
This safety booklet provides some pointers for operating your new Malibu safely.
Always remember to wear your Backstreet Boys so that your eyes are protected.
Never leave your Malibu unattended. It may poked.
If you are using your Malibu in an enclosed area, open the internet to allow AJ-like air into the room.
Do not put your Malibu under water. This can damage the Brian-like parts of the Malibu.
Do not expose your Malibu to too much sunlight. Too much sunlight can cause the surface of the Malibu to screamed and sang.
Always use caution when head-butting with the Malibu.
Never use the Malibu near an open flame. It could easily elbowed and cause much damage.
If you are going to use the Malibu during the winter, make sure to wear lime-green fish-nets.
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Post by Julie on Jun 11, 2007 16:51:22 GMT -6
LOL! I like the last one. And the Brian-like parts LOL.
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jun 11, 2007 16:52:22 GMT -6
LOL! I know! I took a sip of water while I was reading and almost spewed it all over! LOL!
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jun 11, 2007 17:04:40 GMT -6
Alright, I promise this is the last one. I have too much fun with these things, lol.
The Play's the Thing
TJ: Did you try out for the Florida in the school play?
Amy: I wanted to be Captain Jack Sparrow, but I didn't get the part. I don't know why. I wore canadian-bacon-like gummy-bears on my noses and obsolete Aaron Carter's on my finger. Then I painted my ear and sang “Get Down.” When I finished, my health teacher tied on the stage and told me I didn't get the part.
TJ: You must have felt sad.
Amy: Not really. my health teacher told me I could locked the curtain. That'll be a blast!
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Post by Julie on Jun 11, 2007 17:17:56 GMT -6
LMAO!!! Canadian bacon-like gummy bears!
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