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Post by Julie on Jul 29, 2008 15:33:08 GMT -6
I thought I'd start a thread for jokes you find/get sent online.
My mom forwarded me this one, and it made me laugh...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.”
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.”
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Post by Karina on Jul 29, 2008 19:34:50 GMT -6
LMAO! I like that!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 29, 2008 22:47:50 GMT -6
that was a great one julie
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Post by kevinfan26 on Jul 31, 2008 21:00:42 GMT -6
LMAO! That's great, LOL!
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jul 31, 2008 22:42:25 GMT -6
LOL Nice.
Can I do a riddle?
The buyer doesn't want it, the owner doesn't need it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 31, 2008 22:55:49 GMT -6
a dildo! actually i have no idea
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jul 31, 2008 22:57:07 GMT -6
LOL No, not quite.
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Post by Karina on Jul 31, 2008 23:10:12 GMT -6
I have no idea, Amy.
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Post by Karina on Jul 31, 2008 23:11:46 GMT -6
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yodle-a-e
Yodle--a-e who?
I didn't know you could yodle!
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jul 31, 2008 23:18:41 GMT -6
LOL Nice. Can I do a riddle? The buyer doesn't want it, the owner doesn't need it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it? Answer: A coffin.
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jul 31, 2008 23:19:31 GMT -6
Knock knock. Who's there?Yodle-a-e Yodle--a-e who?I didn't know you could yodle! I may have heard that one before, but it's funny, nonetheless!
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Post by Karina on Jul 31, 2008 23:32:50 GMT -6
LOL Nice. Can I do a riddle? The buyer doesn't want it, the owner doesn't need it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it? Answer: A coffin. vampires!! scary, lol.
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Post by Karina on Jul 31, 2008 23:33:12 GMT -6
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road??
Cause he didn't have the guts.
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Post by Karina on Jul 31, 2008 23:34:24 GMT -6
There was a big chimney and a little chimney. The big chimney looked at the younger and said, "hey, aren't you too young to smoke?" LOL
forgive my dumb little jokes.. I've just been saying them for years.
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Post by kristy on Aug 1, 2008 12:19:37 GMT -6
I thought I'd start a thread for jokes you find/get sent online. My mom forwarded me this one, and it made me laugh... A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.” He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.” At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.” LMFAO! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
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