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Post by Nina on Nov 26, 2006 22:23:42 GMT -6
Alright, I thought it would be fun to have a sort of game based on how much we all seem to dislike Jamie, from BMS. So I thought, since we're all being so creative as to how to resolve the Jamie problem, why not try to come up with 101 ways to eliminate it, and give Julie (and all of us) a good laugh while we do it? So here it is, our new game: 101 Ways to Selectively Abort Jamie. Just put a number before you give us your idea, and let's keep the numbers going to see how far we get!! I hope you guys don't find this too dumb ;D 101 Ways to Selectively Abort Jamie1. Nick beats him up with his titanium leg (I just had to lol) 2. Run him over with a Durango. When police ask, say Claire decided to selectively abort Jamie, totally legal! 3. Threaten him with the needle used for bone marrow aspirations He'll die of fright
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Post by Jenna on Nov 27, 2006 18:42:46 GMT -6
Nick pays to have Jamie's flight back to Iowa "high jacked" and he is left stranded at a remote island where he will have to live out the rest of his life like Tom Hanks in Castaway....never to be seen or heard from again.
Instead of a volley ball that Jamie talks to, oddly a titanium leg washes ashore and this will be Jamie's constant companion.
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Post by Julie on Nov 27, 2006 18:46:12 GMT -6
LMFAO you guys!!!! 5. Gotta mention Laureen driving a certain silver Jag and running Jamie down cause she's too busy talking on her Sidekick and not paying attention (or at least that's her excuse )
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Post by ErinBee on Nov 27, 2006 19:30:21 GMT -6
I have to add my idea that I am so very proud of.
Jamie wanders on to a lonely road being deserted by Claire. Out of nowhere a familiar silver Jag hits him. Luckily, he survives, but his leg must be amputated to save his life. After a year or two of recovering he meets (insert name of creepy chick here) who seems to have a fetish for amputees. Jamie is quickly taken in to captivity and forced to live in her basement. The only company he has is when (insert name of creepy chick here too) needs a little lovin. *Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On plays and screen fades to black as Jamie sees the basement door open and (insert name of creepy chick) walks in.
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Post by ErinBee on Nov 27, 2006 19:34:59 GMT -6
Here's another one:
Paris Hilton comes back from the dead through a Ouija that was not closed to the other world. She traps Jamie in a tanning bed. As he dies the last thing he hears is "That's Hot".
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Post by Julie on Nov 27, 2006 19:38:56 GMT -6
In response to the Castaway idea... Yes, I have too much time on my hands. ;D No homework, and nothing to do till Heroes comes on.
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Post by Julie on Nov 27, 2006 19:43:54 GMT -6
8. Jamie goes on a business trip to Denmark, and while staying in a seedy motel in Copenhagen, a girl named Tanja steals his kidneys and leaves him lying in a tub of blood-tinged ice.
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Post by ErinBee on Nov 27, 2006 19:52:04 GMT -6
HAHAHA! I love it!
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Post by Nina on Nov 27, 2006 20:33:34 GMT -6
9. Nick invites Jamie for a day out on Nick's boat, Claire, convinced this will stop the fighting between them, encourages Jamie to go on. Later that afternoon, Nick comes back... alone as Jamie disappears after a mysterious boat "accident" in which Nick's titanium leg has absolutely nothing to do ;D
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Post by Gravity on Nov 27, 2006 20:39:14 GMT -6
10. Lock him up in the basement and force him to listen to BSB songs and videos until his eyes and ears bleed. No mercy ladies...NO...MERCY.
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Post by Jenna on Nov 27, 2006 20:43:36 GMT -6
whoo hoo for the banner Julie and Filson the titanium leg!!
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Post by Julie on Nov 27, 2006 21:04:38 GMT -6
10. Lock him up in the basement and force him to listen to BSB songs and videos until his eyes and ears bleed. No mercy ladies...NO...MERCY. How about just "Is It Saturday Yet?" on repeat? LMAO
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Post by Julie on Nov 27, 2006 21:35:18 GMT -6
Gotta post Jenna's idea from the other thread...
11. Jamie contracts a rare and deadly virus from the toilet seat at work. A festering blister appears on his 'special purpose' and then one by one things drop off (his dangling particples). Ashamed and broken, (the real reason for the whole series,) Jamie leaves Iowa to live in a leporsy colony where he is never to be seen or heard from again....
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Post by ErinBee on Nov 27, 2006 21:51:37 GMT -6
10. Lock him up in the basement and force him to listen to BSB songs and videos until his eyes and ears bleed. No mercy ladies...NO...MERCY. How about just "Is It Saturday Yet?" on repeat? LMAO Or "Miss America" that way he would be in the mood and no one to help him out. lol.
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Post by Julie on Nov 27, 2006 21:54:05 GMT -6
Or "Miss America" that way he would be in the mood and no one to help him out. lol. Unless he was locked in Carmyn's (the fetish freak) basement... then someone would be around to help him out. "Take it off, take it off... let's get it on, get it on..."
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