Post by flipthebird on Jun 14, 2007 16:08:27 GMT -6
I found some more.
Q: During a trip to London, you're introduced to the Queen. While you're talking to her, she farts really loudly. What do you do?
AJ: "Oh, man! *laughs* That would be as funny as hell! Here's the Queen of England and she's just passed wind and you know its her! I'd be like 'Damn, Queenie, whaddyou have for breakfast'?"
HOWIE: "Beans probably...."
AJ: "You got some beanie, Queenie, didn't you!"
HOWIE: "I don't think I'd say anything - I'd be too embarrassed for her! I'd probably be chuckling inside!"
AJ: "I'd be rolling!"
HOWIE: "Hopefully there wouldn't be any media around."
(At this point, AJ does an impression of the Queen farting, then collapses in a fit of giggles!)
"Don't wait for the person that you can live with... wait for the person that you can't live without" -- Brian Littrell.
"If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for fear of losing you." –Brian
"Who can you turn to when the only one who can stop you from crying is the one making you cry?" Brian
"If you were the last women on earth and i was the last man on earth. I bet we could do it in public!"-Nick
"My name is Nick. Remember that. You'll be screaming it later." Nick
"Don't give me a penny for my thoughts, give me a quarter for my dirty ones so I can buy a condom!" -Nick Carter ( he's so dirty lol)
TAKE 1
all:hello uk!(nick points microphone at kevin but he says nothing)
kevin:what?
nick:i knew he wouldnt do it.
howie:what i tell ya? i knew that was gonna happen!
nick:i gave it to ya
kevin:(annoyed)whos got the big microphone back there?
TAKE 2
nick:(counting in)one,two,15
all:hello uk!
kevin:sorry we can't be there in the person...in person.can we start over?
nick:rewind!
kevin:(practising)ok,sorry we can't be there with you in person,two,one
all:hello uk!
kevin:wait,i dont see a red light,are we shooting?
TAKE 3
all:cheering
a.j:very,very cool,this will be one,two,three now! we'd like to thank you guys for voting for us best pop video...(a mobile phone rings)
a.j:whos phone was it dammit?
(nick now starts to climb and hang upside down from the stairway railings)(pause)
a.j:smashing,smashing,very cool,thats three now,this one is for best pop video,thankyou guys for voting for us best pop video for i want it that way.
nick:thanks to all the fans
a.j:yeah! thankyou everyone at smash hits!
kevin:we'll see you in the new millennium!
(pause,they all look very pleased)
cameraman:erm,actually,it was larger than life that won the best video.
nick:y'know what,let them edit it!
Q: During a trip to London, you're introduced to the Queen. While you're talking to her, she farts really loudly. What do you do?
AJ: "Oh, man! *laughs* That would be as funny as hell! Here's the Queen of England and she's just passed wind and you know its her! I'd be like 'Damn, Queenie, whaddyou have for breakfast'?"
HOWIE: "Beans probably...."
AJ: "You got some beanie, Queenie, didn't you!"
HOWIE: "I don't think I'd say anything - I'd be too embarrassed for her! I'd probably be chuckling inside!"
AJ: "I'd be rolling!"
HOWIE: "Hopefully there wouldn't be any media around."
(At this point, AJ does an impression of the Queen farting, then collapses in a fit of giggles!)
"Don't wait for the person that you can live with... wait for the person that you can't live without" -- Brian Littrell.
"If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for fear of losing you." –Brian
"Who can you turn to when the only one who can stop you from crying is the one making you cry?" Brian
"If you were the last women on earth and i was the last man on earth. I bet we could do it in public!"-Nick
"My name is Nick. Remember that. You'll be screaming it later." Nick
"Don't give me a penny for my thoughts, give me a quarter for my dirty ones so I can buy a condom!" -Nick Carter ( he's so dirty lol)
TAKE 1
all:hello uk!(nick points microphone at kevin but he says nothing)
kevin:what?
nick:i knew he wouldnt do it.
howie:what i tell ya? i knew that was gonna happen!
nick:i gave it to ya
kevin:(annoyed)whos got the big microphone back there?
TAKE 2
nick:(counting in)one,two,15
all:hello uk!
kevin:sorry we can't be there in the person...in person.can we start over?
nick:rewind!
kevin:(practising)ok,sorry we can't be there with you in person,two,one
all:hello uk!
kevin:wait,i dont see a red light,are we shooting?
TAKE 3
all:cheering
a.j:very,very cool,this will be one,two,three now! we'd like to thank you guys for voting for us best pop video...(a mobile phone rings)
a.j:whos phone was it dammit?
(nick now starts to climb and hang upside down from the stairway railings)(pause)
a.j:smashing,smashing,very cool,thats three now,this one is for best pop video,thankyou guys for voting for us best pop video for i want it that way.
nick:thanks to all the fans
a.j:yeah! thankyou everyone at smash hits!
kevin:we'll see you in the new millennium!
(pause,they all look very pleased)
cameraman:erm,actually,it was larger than life that won the best video.
nick:y'know what,let them edit it!