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Post by kristy on Jul 17, 2007 18:52:03 GMT -6
This one's from Cresent Bay by Chandrah (it's kinda long) “Yeah, return to the scene of the crime,” he laughed. “Scene of the crime?” Catherine asked. Then she rolled her eyes and groaned. “Oh, man, J, don’t say it. Please.” “You know I gotta,” he laughed. Then he cleared his throat, looked at her with as much seriousness as he could muster. “Sure, baby, ‘cause that’s where you stole my heart.” “Nghhh,” Catherine groaned louder. She pulled the covers up over her head, muffling A.J.’s laughter until he peeled it back. “Too corny, huh?” “All corn. One hundred percent, cob included.”“Yeah, but you’re blushing.” “From embarrassment for YOU,” she countered. HAHA!
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Post by kristy on Jul 17, 2007 18:54:13 GMT -6
The Great Boating Incident "Wtf is seagrass" Ok actually I love that whole story. Sooo many giggles LOL! That WAS funny! That reminds me of a story on Julie's favorties. The Importance of Fly Fishing. That story is one of my all time favorites. It's funny, and touching at the same time. A lot of funny lines in there!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 17, 2007 20:03:05 GMT -6
nick and howie in mares thirteenth step
Did he mention that the bear almost killed me?”
“No, he did not. Although to be honest, if he did I probably would have thought he had lost his mind.”
“We managed to get into some trouble…” I confessed not feeling like going into the damn Chub Chub story again.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 17, 2007 20:04:29 GMT -6
There was so little room up here that I couldn’t even stand up straight. AJ had no problem, but he is also part dwarf, Dopey and Grumpy’s secret love child.
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Post by kristy on Jul 17, 2007 20:12:07 GMT -6
^LOL, ANITA! THOSE ARE AWESOME!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 17, 2007 20:15:22 GMT -6
thanks! mares great at humor i love all of her stories, ill have to look for more lines AND GLAD TO KNOW YOU REALIZE IM STILL ALIVE
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jul 17, 2007 20:20:11 GMT -6
LOL! Those were hilarious Anita!!!
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Post by kristy on Jul 17, 2007 20:20:12 GMT -6
LOL! I talk to you when I get the chance! I love your story! You so need to use Spanish eyes in there! Mare's stories are AWESOME!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 17, 2007 20:21:45 GMT -6
“When I was little, I used to be terrified of the Easter Bunny…because, well…let’s think about this for a minute shall we? There is this supposedly gigantic bunny that once a year breaks into your house and eats a carrot and then leaves you a basket. How can that not scare the crap out of you?”
“So, I think I see bunny ears slowly making their way up to my window so I start freaking out. I jump under my bed and find my bat.”
“Why were you sleeping with a bat under your bed?”
“Because I had just lost a tooth the day before.”
“Let me get this straight…you had a bat under your bed because you lost a tooth?”
“Yes Nick…keep up…anyway…”
“What kind of disturbed child were you? You were going to hit the tooth fairy with a bat?”
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 17, 2007 20:22:24 GMT -6
where would i fit spanish eyes? i guess id have to think about it and read the lyrics lol
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Post by A-RokzStalker on Jul 17, 2007 20:25:12 GMT -6
^ Yeah! Spanish eyes would be great in your story! lol.
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 17, 2007 20:27:03 GMT -6
“Well, I probably wouldn’t be dreaming about groceries and food if you weren’t starving me to death.”
“That was a bit overdramatic, don’t you think?”
“Tell that to Wentworth.” He rubbed his stomach when he said that.
“You named your stomach Wentworth?”
“Yes, my belly has a name. You are killing Wentworth.”
“Kevin, did you hear me? I said I had a weird dream last night.”
“I heard you Nick, you’re sitting like two inches away from me, how can I not hear you?”
“I don’t know….When you get older; your hearing is the first thing to go.”
from why
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Post by kristy on Jul 17, 2007 20:30:36 GMT -6
Those qoutes are so funny! But I just think SE would be PERFECT in there some where!
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Post by lokinickfan8467 on Jul 17, 2007 20:32:36 GMT -6
lol ok ill try to work the song in
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Post by jerseygirl on Jul 18, 2007 17:06:18 GMT -6
Here's one from a story where Nick's wife threw out the girl she found in bed with Nick.
Nick looked down at the empty spot where the blonde had laid just minutes before. "Wasn't I with someone?" he asked groggily. God, what'd the guy do last night? Drink himself into stupidity?
"You mean the blond and, I might add - underage - girl?"
"Yeah. Tina or something like that? Where'd she go?"
"She realized that everything looks bigger in the dark and went home."
jenn
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